twas the night before christmas, and not all through the house
could one find a soul, not even a mouse
for the poor family had been consumed by the horrible season
and for the poor mouse's sake, without even a reason
when on the tv screen, there arose such a clatter
another celebrity, promoting a platter
away out the door, the poor family flew
to spend their sad money, on another piece of poo
with the moon shining bright, we hear them return
shouting with joy, and carrying a great fern
"it's not the right kind", their dauger cried
"but it's in style, just like these fries!"
with a little wink, and a little blink
we joyfully rush out
and hear our money go "plink"
cause sonebody told us not to think
every season, without a good reason
the poor family rushes out to buy
and feign a good cry
when nobody recieved the gift they wanted
because the wallet on their fat-turkey thigh
was empty as the night that draws nigh
so this christmas time
don't forget your lime
with a shot of tequila and thyme
cause jolly ol' Saint Nick
ain't dropping off anything
not even a dime
turn off your tv
and go not-so-far to see
what prepared, have we three
the true spirit of christmas
for you and for me
to not listen to them
the ones on tv
to have good fun
with your whole fam-il-y
spend time with those near
'cause it's not about the gifts
nor even the thrifts
but because, on it's way
comes a fifth
and it's not just a myth.
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isn't fair. life is tough. life is cynical. life is harsh. life is real.
life is beautiful.
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Justin Roberge
"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am"
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isn't fair. life is tough. life is cynical. life is harsh. life is real.
life is beautiful.
take pictures.
a picture says a thousand words, a word can describe a thousand pictures. I've got too many of both, probably.
--
[link]
Feel free to leave a comment
Justin Roberge
"It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am"
--
isn't fair. life is tough. life is cynical. life is harsh. life is real.
life is beautiful.
take pictures.
a picture says a thousand words, a word can describe a thousand pictures. I've got too many of both, probably.
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